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Tenant reviews of a rented flat describe a second toothbrush, a second bedroom, and a landlord who always knows the answer.

**Harrow & Lisle Lettings — Property Reviews**
**Property:** 3 Coldharbour Yard, Unit C · **Overall rating:** ★★☆☆☆ (2.1, 19 reviews)

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**★★★★★ "Lovely flat, great light"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, March*
Bright kitchen, quiet street, landlord fixes things fast. Would recommend.

**★★☆☆☆ "Cold"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, April*
Heating doesn't work upstairs. Radiators knock all night like someone is hammering from the inside. Landlord says it's the pipes.

**Landlord reply:** Thank you for your feedback. We have had the boiler serviced. The knocking is the pipes expanding in the warm. It is normal in older properties.

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**★☆☆☆☆ "Someone else lives here"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, June*
I want to be clear this is not a joke. There is a second toothbrush in the bathroom cup. I didn't buy it. The bed is always warm on the side I don't sleep on.

**Landlord reply:** We are sorry to hear about your experience. We have not had any other tenants in Unit C. The property is registered for one occupant.

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**★★★☆☆ "Good location, odd neighbours"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, July*
The flat below is empty but I keep hearing a television. It's always the same channel, a weather report from a town I've never heard of. Haven't been able to find the channel on any guide.

**Landlord reply:** The flat below is currently vacant. We have no record of a television in that flat.

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**★☆☆☆☆ "Not what the photos show"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, August*
The photos online show a flat with one bedroom. There are two. The second door is painted the same colour as the wall and has no handle, but it has a keyhole, and sometimes I can hear someone in there, typing.

**Landlord reply:** The property has one bedroom. The photos are accurate. We have reviewed the floor plan and no second room is listed.

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**Moderation log (internal, 14 September)**
Review flagged for removal: "The second room is always a little bigger than it was yesterday." Reason: unverifiable claim. Reviewer's account is linked to Unit C. Reviewer's account is also linked to the property's tenancy agreement as a named occupant, under the name "Unit C (second)."

Moderator's note: Tenancy agreement shows a single signatory. The second name is in the same handwriting as the first.

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**★★★★☆ "Excellent communication"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, September*
Landlord replies within the hour and always knows the answer. Very reassuring when you're living alone in an unfamiliar flat.

**Landlord reply:** Thank you. We're always here if you need anything.

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**★☆☆☆☆ "Please read before you sign"** · *Reviewed by a verified tenant, October*
I moved out on Friday. I was going to write something kinder. I was going to say the heating was fine and the light was good. But I locked the door and handed in the keys and then I heard the typing again, from behind the wall that was not there yesterday, and I stopped on the pavement and I could not stop listening.

Please don't sign until you have seen the room behind the second door. Please don't go in. Please don't answer if it knocks from the inside.

**Landlord reply:** We have removed this review pending verification. The tenant has not returned the keys.

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**Moderation log (internal, 24 October)**
Property availability updated. Unit C: *Available to let. Two bedrooms.*

Application received, 18:04. Applicant name: *Unit C (third)*.

Application status: *Pending. Applicant has been asked to attend the viewing alone.*

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**Landlord reply to all reviews (posted 25 October)**
Harrow & Lisle would like to thank all our tenants for their honest feedback. We continue to look after every property in our portfolio. Unit C has been listed with a new tenant. The new tenant has asked us to note that the second room is now occupied, and that the toothbrush in the cup has been replaced, and that the bed is warm on both sides.