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The Blackout Census
In 1994 the city counted its dead by torchlight. The census takers are still counting.
The idea, in fairness, was sound.
By 1994 the Bureau of Quiet had a problem it could not keep out of the newspapers forever. The Archive was producing more Writs than Murrow had residents — far more. Either the Cantor was wrong, or the city's own records were. The Bureau, being a bureau, decided to check.
It would conduct a census. Not by post, not by telephone, both of which had become unreliable in ways the Bureau did not wish to put in writing, but door to door, by hand. And it would do it during a planned blackout, at night, because the Bureau's consultants had found that the Archive's influence on the city was weakest when the grid was down. No current in the wires, no signal in the tubes, nothing for the Cantor to listen through.
On the night of 19 March 1994 the city cut its power at 23:00. Four hundred and twelve census takers set out from the Municipal Hall, each with a clipboard, a torch, a district map and a stack of Form 7-B: HOUSEHOLD ENUMERATION (NIGHT).
The forms came back. All of them, before dawn, neatly stacked at the gates of the Pale Orchard, every box filled in a steady hand. Every household in Murrow had been counted, every occupant listed, living and otherwise.
The census takers did not come back.
The Bureau's final report — classified, then lost, then found in the Archive under C, where nobody had put it — concludes that the census was "a success in every measurable respect". The numbers matched the Cantor's exactly.
Some of the census takers were found at the orchard. The rest are still working.
On blackout nights, and sometimes during ordinary power cuts, people in Murrow hear a knock. Three polite taps. When they open the door there is a figure in a damp raincoat holding a torch that gives almost no light, a clipboard tucked under one arm, a laminated badge on a lanyard: CENSUS — 412.
"Good evening," it says. "I'm sorry to disturb you. How many people live in this household?"
You must answer correctly. That is the whole of the advice.
Count everyone. Count the baby. Count your lodger and the cousin on the sofa. Do not count the old man in the photograph on the mantelpiece, however much you might want to; he was recorded properly in 1981, and the census taker knows it. Do not guess. Do not round.
Give the right number, and it will write it down, thank you for your time, and walk on into the dark to the next door.
Give the wrong number, and it will look at you for a long time with its dim torch, then up past you, into the house, and say in the same polite voice:
"I'm sorry. I'll have to count again."